Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.

Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*

It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?

Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.

by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023

I'm the alpha of the omega

I'm The leader of the leaders, I'm boss of the boss, I'm the strongest of the strong, I'm the best of the best. I'm better then the God's, Bow to Zod

After winning a poker game, or a race, or a video game competition. I'm the alpha of the omega. bow to Zod.

by plumecb August 19, 2017

delta echo alpha delta

dead

"delta echo alpha delta, walkin on the moon foreva, woooaaaaaoooah woah ohohohohoh uuuuuuuuh, YOU ARE DEAD AND BURIED, YOU. ARE. DEAD" ~Lemon Demon - Lifetime Acheivement Award

by Pasha1246 July 9, 2020

Kappa Alpha Theta

The most classy and fabulous group of sorority girls you will ever meet. Not only are they beautiful, smart, and funny, but they have charisma and grace. Where other sororities falter, you can always count on Theta to set the bar higher!!!

"DATE A THETA"
When my son first left for college,
his dad gave him advice for life:
you can date each and every Kappa
But bring home a THETA for a wife.

You can party with the Tri-Delts,
and it's fine to date a Zeta,
but when it's time to marry,
be sure to find a THETA

Chi O's can be on your agenda,
and Pi Phi's are fun for a date,
but never, ever forget
that you'll want a THETA as your mate.

We want you to enjoy your college years and give
all the sororities a spin.
But never buy a ring unless KAPPA ALPHA
THETA is on her pin.

During your four years of college, you'll go from
one house to another,
but take the advice of your smiling ol'dad and bring
home a THETA to your mother.

The first Greek letter fraternity for women is only Kappa Alpha Theta!!!

by LittleKite06 December 10, 2008

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

Sigma Alpha Epsilon is a secret letter, social college fraternity. Founded on March 9, 1856 , it has initiated more men since its founding than any other fraternity with more than 282,000 initiated members. At present, SAE (as it is nicknamed) has more than 8,200 undergraduates at more than 250 chapters in 48 states. It was the first fraternity to establish a national headquarters (Levere Memorial Temple on the campus of Northwestern University in Chicago1929), a national Leadership School (1935), a national Men's Health Issues Committee (1980), and a career-development program tailored for the community ("The Leading Edge" in 1990).

Currently, the Fraternity offers a comprehensive member-education program called The True Gentleman Initiative. The Fraternity communicates through The Record, a quarterly publication that has been published continuously since 1880 . New members receive a copy of The Phoenix, the manual of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, for educational development.

The creed of this fraternity is as follows:

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.

—John Walter Wayland (Virginia Omicron Chapter 1899)

Sigma Alpha Epsilon is the largest social fraternity in the United States, yet some people are surprised that with 282,000+ members, some of the chapters are comprised of dicks, and choose to judge the whole fraternity harshly as a result.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon should strive to humble themselves before berating these people for their ignorance.

by Sigma Alpha Epsilon California Zeta February 5, 2008

Sigma Alpha Mu (Beta Omega)

The most bad ass bunch of mother fuckers you will ever meet. The number one Greek organization on their campus and quite possibly the entire world. No one is even close to being Sigma Alpha Mu.

Man I wish I was cool enough to be Sigma Alpha Mu (Beta Omega)!

by NigNogNig March 1, 2010

Zeta Tau Alpha

Zeta Tau Alpha is a women's fraternity, and is often referred to as a sorority. The women of ZTA (also referred to as simply "Zeta") are classy, witty, and pretty. They're the girls who you can bring home to mom, but can drink your dad under the table. Their colors are turquoise blue and steel gray. Their open motto is "seek the noblest". Their symbol is the crown and they are often referred to as "Queen of Greeks". At Illinois State University, they can be seen rolling deep into parties, coming in 1st place for most competitive events, and chanting "UH OH ZETA!". They've been crowning only the best women since 1898.

Fraternity Pledge: Man, there's this girl in my physics class whose so hot. She's classy, witty AND pretty. But I'm not sure what sorority she's in.
Fraternity Active: You must be new around here, she's gotta be a Zeta Tau Alpha.

by ilstulover August 16, 2008