X on a mobile ad

(noun) The exit button, notoriously small for mobile game advertisements.

“The x on a mobile ad is the smallest known object in the universe.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

F.B.A.T.A

When your friend Zach gets mad and exclames you are a F.B.A.T.A he is referring to you having a Floppy Bitch Ass Tit Anus

Dom you idiot you are such a F.B.A.T.A

by Mayo is a gender May 25, 2021

It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

by Skyrim550 April 18, 2022

Putting up a four and a two

means you get unlimited bitches

He’s putting up a four and a two he gets loads of bitches

by tamalad May 31, 2022

Write for a large audience

And by large they mean 2 people

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Some idiot: Okay got it
Some idiot: Why no one likes my definition?

by Notmelol123 May 31, 2022

chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013