hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.

My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.

by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023

Catch ya bed

A Guyanese term used by elders. Usually meant to say to a child to go to bed. Or in other cases to go away

"You betta catch ya bed befor me bet ya rass dem with a pointy broom"

by bevarnow May 15, 2019

Building bunk beds

Building bunk beds or bunking is a PG term for sexual intercourse that is mum friendly i.e can be spoke freely without the worry of children repeating.

Cece "oh had a good session of building bunk beds last night"
Leah "I had fun bunking last night too!"

by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 4, 2019

shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

Gay before bed

The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.

Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'

well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...

Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline

Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"

Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*

by OMFGROFLOLMFAOWTFBBQ March 19, 2010

California King Bed

Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.

One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.

by Jitterrrrss June 5, 2011