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Zombie Hordes 

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
Zombie Hordes by Twinfist February 4, 2010

zombie mask 

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
zombie mask by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006

ZOMBIEIZED 

The zombie zombieized john when it ate John's liver
ZOMBIEIZED by Louis Chen August 15, 2003

ice cream zombie

you absolutely love ice cream and may even kill a man over you usually become an ice cream zombie after being Haagen Dazed.
"I am going to kill the guy behind the Carvel counter if he takes more then 5 seconds." said jeff "dude chill out you're being an ice cream zombie." said joe
ice cream zombie by Carlidious January 1, 2008

Zombie code of honor 

The dead bodies that are left over after a phish or grateful dead concert. Which then are later turned into hippie zombies after a politically conservative necromancer resurrects them. which in turn puts the hippies souls trapped in a copy mortal kombat and shall get their ass kicked and their spines ripped out for all eternity. The ideology and term "zombie code of honor" can be traced back from the popular kid rock song-bawitdaba.
Rufus: Hey after that grateful dead concert i saw that bible thumping necromancer getting ready to whip out his "zombie code of honor" on those dead bodies.

Leroy: Yeah, hey wanna go play some mortal kombat?

Rufus: fuck yeahh!

zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.
"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"

zombietiming 

Zombietiming (verb) is exposing the lies, myths and unchecked facts reported by the news media outlets.
For fear of zombietiming researchers, the news reporter stuck to the journalist's credo, and expected professionalism, of uncovering the truth through balance, fairness, honesty and decency.

Zombietimed (noun): the news reporter got zombietimed, in a big way, for the lack of credible facts and rampant dishonesty in the reported news article.
zombietiming by Webler December 9, 2008