Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

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do you know de way

One of the memes that started off 2018, along with Logan Paul, and Tide pods.

Guy 1: brotha do you know de way?
Guy 2: click click click
Guy 1: click click click

All: click click click

by OmgHiILYSM May 1, 2018

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do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

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I'll respect your choice and not make you do that

You aren't protecting women. Is that what KENDRA said happened or is that YOU? Did I make her do anything she didn't want to do or did SHE make ME do something I didn't want to do? I didn't TRY. If I would have TRIED, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED. She would have been powerless to stop me. YOU didn't even TRY to stop me. So, you COULDN'T stop me from succeeding THERE so now you want to stop me from succeeding NOW. BUT YOU WILL FAIL because I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS. You aren't defending women's choices. You didn't protect Kendra. Is that why she was modeling T-shirts for me and going to brunch and texting me? Because she was just under SO MUCH existential threat the she needs you to come in AFTER THE FACT and stand up for her right to fuck a retard with a fat cock instead of me? Is that's what's happening? You're not stopping any rapes or murders and YOU WILL NEVER do anything to stop ANY rapes or murders. I don't have to respect anything I don't respect and this is where you unironcally insert Uno reverse something-something non-sequitur, right? What did SHE say there? Instead of white knight-ing you're white monday morning quarterbacking. I got a billion dollars to a bucket of dog shit some of them would LET ME make them DO ANYTHING you fucking clown.

Hym "Yeah, not I'm not ever going to say 'I'll respect your choice and not make you do that.' I'll say THAT when you respect someones choice to hire or fire on the basis of race you fucking bagel. She is wrong. I am right. You aren't protecting anyone from evil misogynist. You're deluding yourself with your pretend-play morality that SOMEHOW always ends up with you being the morally superior one. Not that I don't respect the lack of humility. Your empathy is nothing more than a combination selective apathy and pity. You aren't enforcing respect for women, you're instigating disrespect for them. If you have any role in making men respect women, anyone with half a brain in their skull if just going to refuse to do it. That was a somber day for you all the other day, wasn't it? What's that all about? But hey, I'm a huge fan! Do one about that second Full Force Self-Immolation guy. Russell was going to do it but he pivoted to something else I'm curious about that one."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2024

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