Your Mom Is A Cow

When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.

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I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

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Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u

by 12 year old btw March 22, 2018

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use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 26, 2021

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your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by August 03, 2023

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your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by August 03, 2023

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Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

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