Windowcondomphobia

The fear of having a condom shot through your car window while stopped at a red light.

"Dude, one time I was at a red light and a condom came flying through my window. Ever since then I had Windowcondomphobia.

by WalrusFace:3 July 15, 2011

Windows

An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.

My windows is so slow

by huggybear4sh August 3, 2007

Window

The space of time in which your butt hole is open and ready to crap. All that is needed is to relax.

Dude, I really gotta crap. I'm already on my 3rd window and I don't think this one is going to close

by xxbigmikexx August 27, 2008

Windows

only crashes because people are too retarded to use it

what the hell it crashed ??? why???

cause your a dumbass

by a fag December 8, 2003

window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.

Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.

by candycakes23 April 9, 2009

windows

The solely largest evil entity in the universe. It exists to measure how long people will sit in front of a box regretting that they ever clicked "send error report" in the first place.

Windows:"do you want windows to mess up your all your settings and make the next three days of yours living hell by downloading SP 2.141593 ???"

Human:"NO !!!"

by stickywulf June 25, 2005

window licker

A person with little control over their facial muscles causing their tongue to hang out and excesive drooling to occur.

Stop dribbling Macca you window licker

by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003