Wankerchank

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.

Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...

by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by yo mamma November 22, 2002

Slut-wanker

The worst word you can say about a girl you hate. Cunt is totally overruled by this saying. It emphasizes she is not only a slut, but she is also a wanker. Which is just funny to say.

Also, bitchy blondes who think that they're good at track and soccer when they aren't. They also think they're hot shit, but really, they're air-headed nitwits. Cameron Diaz wanna-bes.

Oh, did you see that girl Sara? She's totes a slut-wanker.

by upsidedownchoking December 2, 2009

Bulb Wanker

A vehicle which is being driven on the road whilst having at least one light bulb out.

Fucking bulb wanker! (At this point you will flash your full beam at the offender.)

by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011

Weed Wanker

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.

Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Wanker Sore

noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much

ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."

by MikeF88 March 8, 2011

pie wanker

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie

Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!

by NNYGIRL May 5, 2007