whoopie cushion

A woman that has a very loose vaginal passage that constantly queefs.

Bro, that whoopie cushion had no tread on the tires, it sounded like an orchestra of trombones!!!

by spider_mace October 31, 2014

Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

by The Original Other September 22, 2009

Whooger

A person who never feels completely satisfied with what they do in and with their life. (woo-grr)

There's four types of people in this world...dicks, pussies, assholes, and whoogers.

by Chase Dorset December 3, 2006

whook

1. A sound word (onomatopoeia). Typically made by someone when they are irrationally excited and cannot think of any other sound to make. Typically expectorated spontaneously and without warning.

2. Another way to say "look".

1. "We won!"
"wh00k!"
"Dude, that's not how you say/type it."

2. "Dude, whook over there"

by M. Geib April 26, 2008

Titty-whompus

When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.

Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!

How cool is that new bar?
It's titty-whompus!

by Wheel2 February 29, 2008

whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

by Murph March 31, 2004

whoopie pie

a threesome consisting of two black guys and a white girl...resembling a whoopie pie.

me, bubba, and amanda had a whoopie pie last night.

by farmboy015 November 28, 2007