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ur mommy normie 

The ultimate and worst insult. Even worse than "ur brother a mother". This insult can hurt your opponent's feelings forever, even if a full minute has passed since it was said.
"Women are the superior gender."
"Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? I mean, Marie Curie was great and all, but..."
"Shut up, sexist pig! You men are all the same! Hillary Clinton should've won the elections! Women must be treated equally!"
"Ur mommy normie."
ur mommy normie by LilPizza March 24, 2018
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ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult
Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick 

In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born
Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu

Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*

Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke

ur mans pans 

on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans

josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns

ur ancestors incestors 

The term only used by Kings of the afterlife
Joel:uR mom gay lol
Jon:no u
Joel:no u
Jon:ur ancestors incestors
Joel:Disinegrates and is granted the ability to never die but feel pain and is thrown inside a valcano by Satan himself while Jon is being crowned the new king of hell*

ur hamster homo 

It is worse than ANY INSULT in the world.
John:Ur mom gay
Carl:ur dad lesbian
John:your granny granny
Carl:...ur...hamster...homo...
John dies and is now sent to planet X-790
Ur hamster homo is the best insult to end any argument.

ur family reunion homo communion 

the god of "ur mom gay" insults. every time this is said the sun grows 1,000,000 degrees hotter, nearing the end of our solar system. saying this phrase has been known to dehydrate one's heart much like a grape's transformation into a raisin
edgy 12 yr old: ur species feces
edgy 13 yr old: ur god a fraud
edgy 36 yr old: ur family reunion homo communion

instantaneous death