Turkish Two Step

The act of dancing on a fat man's stomach, while releasing a large bout of explosive diahrrea. Then proceeding to cum on his diahrrea covered belly.

Thomas: Hey Connor, how about we go do the old Turkish Two Step
Connor: Alright, let me go on your belly this time though, it is unfair how you always get to go on my belly.
Thomas: Fuck man, alright. Get extra strength laxative this time.

by eric68 November 18, 2009

Turkied

To tie the sleeves of someones coat/jumper so when they put their arm into it they can't push it right the way down the sleeve and therefore flap like a Turkey!

Hah hah he has been turkied!

by Maggied123 December 17, 2009

Turkish Butterknife

The act of putting butter on your penis, thus making a tastier meal for the bitch.

You want some of my Turkish Butterknife?

by Checter November 4, 2009

turkish delight

When you're eating a woman's pussy and she anal farts in your face or mouth.

I was eating her out when she gave me a Turkish.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Turkish Bath

to be completely covered in female projectile ejaculate during the act of love making.

Say you are having sex with a girl. You're railing pretty hard. So hard that you make that pussy go boom. She sprays her femme water all over your dick, while you're still laying the pipes. That, my friends, is a Turkish Bath. Embrace it.

by Byron Orpheus May 24, 2011

turkish people

has a triple nipple and flirts like a orangatang and has the penis the size of california

"you look like your a turkish people!"

"are you calling me a monkey with a big penis?"

by mozafataass March 22, 2009

Turkish Good Morning

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.

"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"

by GotVox April 18, 2016