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involuntary threesome 

when significant other tries to include himself/herself in the act of cheating
Jill: I'm gonna fuck someone else tonight
Jack: Bet you won't cheat on me right in front of my face
Jill: Looks like you're gonna be involved in an involuntary threesome
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Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses
Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!

peterborough threesome

Sober, drunk, or high - or all - you convince a relative, extended or immediate, to have a threesome.
Last night was a complete blur, I woke with my girlfriend and uncle in bed , I think I had a Peterborough threesome.

internet treasure trove

An online shop selling cool stuff for cheap
Looking for something to buy? Go to double you double you double you dot internet treasure trove dot com

meth-treasure 

The piles of cheap mattresses, furniture and personal items left outside on the sidewalk after a meth reno i.e. from meth heads being evicted from their dive
Rachael: I just moved and I'm desperate for status symbols
Aj: Yo need to go on a meth-treasure hunt
Rachael: Um.... when are you free?
meth-treasure by maxfox September 6, 2019

Wholesome Threesome 

1. conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being between three people in a sexual encounter
2. (AOK definition) Having organic blueberries eaten off two females sensual parts while saying "This makes Sense!"
My girlfriend and I had a wholesome threesome and everyone walked away satisfied