not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

by jungcock. March 17, 2018

The Tokyo Spin

While having sex have the movie The Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift playing in the backround. Then move your female partner into a exaggerated bridge like position, then insert your penis into her ass and spin wildly like helicopter blades. (Proper lubrication is vital)

P1: DUDE! I heard you pulled off The Tokyo Spin last night!
P2: Yea it was pretty cool.

by Papapunch88 March 27, 2019

alpha tokyo

Someone who wears black and some white. Mostly a hype beast who doesn’t give a shit and always watch hentai and anime. The person who wear face mask to hide his face from people.

“Hey is that Alpha Tokyo in the anime section.”
“Bro why do you have to act like Alpha Tokyo.”

by Alpha Tokyo July 19, 2020

mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!

Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!

by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020

YRN Tokyo

The G.O.A.T in underground music among young teens. One of the greatest underground teens to exist alongside his best friend LilDoubleCup

YRN Tokyo makes pretty good music.

by CallMeKriz November 11, 2020

Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.

Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER

by crappyoi February 16, 2021