Toilet Graffiti

When you flush after taking a deuce, and you leave shit stains in the walls of the toilet. (EX: Shit Stains in the toilet)

My older brother came out of the bathroom after taking a deuce and when I went in there he left some "Toilet Graffiti" in the toilet.

by Deyshawn October 21, 2010

toilet games

Games applications on a phone that you play while using the restroom.

I downlaoded some awesome toilet games that kill a lot of time.

by imsosupercoolisntcrazy October 25, 2013

Snake Her Toilet

The act of anal sex.

"Look at that ass! I'd love to snake her toilet."

by The Stain December 15, 2008

punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk

"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."

by yewbetcha September 11, 2011

Toilet Mouth

'Tis when you urinate in your partner's mouth while recieving oral sex.

I was totally Toilet Mouthing this chick Devyn last night.

by Squidwardeeeward December 11, 2008

toilet water

home-brewed alcohol made in prison. convicts brew the booze in the top tanks of their toilets. used as prison currency, along with cigarettes and bitches.

i traded big macky a carton of cigs for a gallon of toilet water.

by tdm_duh May 24, 2007

Toilet paper chicken

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.

"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"

by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009