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Megan

One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.
by Meloner June 18, 2019
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Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own
Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023
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Megan

An absolutely phycho ex girlfriend who is so hung up in her boyfriend that she tied him up in her basement.
I don’t wanna be a phycho like Megan
by Sadie——- November 10, 2020
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Megan

Megan is a very careless pirson she tends to fall for things very easily like falling into drugs
Megan's are mind-controlling don't fall for here stuff
by #hairstiles April 21, 2021
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Megan

Sorry good sir, I will return momentarily, I must visit the facilities in order to drop a fat Megan
by TheNardyMaster April 4, 2022
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Megan Darby

Loves the dick! Surrounded by the sausage on a daily basis. Loves the skinny lads and loves schlongs! Dips herself in curry to get her natural skin tone and loves the Jews.
Watch out folks Megan Darby is coming get ready to dip your naan breads in
by Racoonlover234 November 29, 2019
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Megan

NOT MEGS. NOT MEAGAN. NOT MEGHAN. NOT MORGAN. NOT MEEGAN. *megan* :)

It’s me lol <3 pretty swaggg
Person one: Ayo what’s ur name???

Me: megan.
Person one: oh.
by Blehblehblehhhhh January 18, 2022
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