Salty Nugget

A sexual act in which a man has his partner shave his scrotum while blindfolded. His scrotum and penis is then smeared in butter, then heavily salted; after which, the couple has intercourse.

The Salty Nugget also refers to an obscene insult used by frycooks.

Partner 1: "Babe can you give me your Salty nuggets tonight?"
Partner 2: "Sweety, you know you got an infection last time."

Frycook: "You're a good for nothing Salty nugget, fuck off and kill yourself."

by Cybro113 October 3, 2016

Salty Cocoa

After someone has been sweating (and tastes a bit salty) and their partner licks their butt hole.

After Jim came home from the gym last night, I surprised him with a salty cocoa.

by pennylane5476 December 9, 2008

Salty-Snowball

Louisiana sweaty balls covered in condensed milk!

In mid Augaust, with Dejango heat, I offered that whore a Salty-Snowball!

by The Resinators October 26, 2013

salty wolf

A salty wolf is an asshole who is also a furry

Solwolf is a salty wolf. He will play zilean jungle if rammus gets banned.

by Cyanide doesn't kill October 13, 2016

Salty Waffle

During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.

She was acting up around his friends so he gave her a Salty Waffle.

by InsincereApology August 1, 2016

salty pony

Salty Pony: paint your penis Orange to resemble a carrot then get a deepthroat, pull out once your member is covered spit and dip it in salt, then finnaly sodomized your spouse. -T.F.

Dude I just gave her a salty pony after we got wasted

by Lonelydude101TF November 21, 2017

Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010