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slap and tickle

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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Ticking Rolex

Somebody who pretends to be more rich than he really is.
A: Man, I can't believe Laura's boyfriend picked up the tab for dinner that night! It came to almost 150 dollars.

B: You think he is rich? He is a Ticking Rolex. I was the one who gave him a lift home because he didn't have enough money to hail a cab that night. He was just trying to impress her.
by Shine Raju June 16, 2007
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Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.
Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!
by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008
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Tickgunna

1. An extremely mascular, buff aka "Tick" person who is so "Tick" that hes the Tickest person to walk on the face of the planet. Stronger than Mr. Olympia and any strongman competitor.... Basicly the tickest guy around...

2. A person so massively strong that his arms are the same size as his legs...

3. A phrase used to describe a very buff or "Tick" guy
Man look at Dan aka Tickgunna... So Tick and strong.... Could problably bench 700 pounds with ease.... Wouldn't wanna get in the way of his tickgunz....
by Gastly-x December 16, 2008
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ticketyfuckityboo

When something spectacularly crap happens to you that's out of your control
''Yeah Joe imagine my delight when I rang the help desk and was on hold for 20 mins only to be cut off, ticketyfuckityboo''
by Tiest-o-holic May 14, 2009
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Tick Dease

A spoonerism of the term 'Dick Tease'. Often used as an ineffective code for 'Dick Tease' so as not to offend.
Friend 1: So how was the date with Stacey last night?

Friend 2: Aw man she is such a...

(Stacey approaches)

Friend 2: She is such a Tick Dease. (wink)
by Mr. Christoffelees February 2, 2010
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Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.
Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...
by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010
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