thomas the dank 

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

thomas the dank by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

Thomas Mouass 

a train; ugly

*looks at train*
oh em gee, it’s a thomas mouass!!!!!!!

get yo mouass in here!!

Thomas Mouass by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018

Thomas Bradley 

The ultimate life form.

May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.

Thomas Bradley expands my dong more than Thanos.
All hail Tbrad, all hail Tbrad.
TheTbrad12 reins!

Thomas Bradley by The fishy boobkin May 20, 2019

Thomas On my mind 

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.

Thomas On my mind by Jazzed dave June 25, 2019

Thomas Jefferson middle school 

A stupid ass school where teachers are bitches. A school where you will get dress coded if females are showing their shoulders. Where people get into fights because of something stupid. Where there Are so many fucking fake people. And some nasty ass lunches.

Thomas Jefferson middle school Is for losers

Thomas Jefferson middle school by Skskskskskj October 5, 2019

thomas pesman 

a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.

share with me or ill get thomas pesman to sit on you

thomas pesman by meowue March 9, 2020

thomas lai 

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.

Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.

thomas lai by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020