Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

New York Steamer

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.

I New York Steamered my girlfriend last night.

by TinyTerry August 24, 2025

Cream steamer

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

steamer

someone who has a lot of games in their steam library and indulges in steam-like activities

ex; lots of steam hours, loves steam games, loves gaming with fellow steamy friends, has steamy aura.

"bro this guy is such a steamer", "how do you have so many hours on ark, your such a steamer"

by adamchik December 11, 2024

Steamer

One who is referred to as an idiot or one who makes seriously bad decisions and life choices, such as an alcoholic, drug user or general tramp.

Did you see wee mark was oot his nit on the Buckie again, what a wee steamer.

by Dangerous daz April 2, 2017

Omaha Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.

For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.

by BornEnigma December 25, 2023

Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.

by Espo6333 January 27, 2022