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Soh Complex

When you're really handsome but God knew it would make you too powerful so he makes you 5'5.
I would have gone on a date with him but he had the Soh Complex
by blazaid April 22, 2019
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Napoleon complex

The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.
Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...
by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024
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NPC complex

A condition where an NPC goes round calling others NPCs to try and deflect from the fact that he himself is one
"I just got called an NPC"
"Who by?"
"Mike"
"That's the only word he knows, Mike's definitely coming down with an NPC complex"
by WolframAlphaZero October 16, 2022
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Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
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artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.
The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.
by megaelk December 11, 2023
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Meme God Complex

when someone thinks that they are the funniest and most memeable person on planet earth
some might even call themselves "living meme"
*discord massages*
Ranko343 is so goofy
dude legit has a meme god complex
by 00br March 31, 2023
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complex one armpushup

Different to a normal one armed pushup, a complex one armed pushup is done like a pushup when you straighten out your legs but with one hand, a normal one armed pushup is done on your knees which makes a difference between these 2 exercises.
complex one armpushup is done on your knees
by Anrickdagoat March 20, 2023
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