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Blue Coochie

Its blue balls but for girls. When a girl gets blue coochie she thinks the guy will end up in her pants but he doesnt and is left with sadness. All she wanted was some head or dick but she didnt get it. Excited for nothing.
Person one : Girl he gave me Blue coochie
Person Two: That sucks you was just tryna be freaky
by SkinnyLegendsss September 12, 2018
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blue-tard

A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.
You're a stupid blue-tard.
by Mechafox July 18, 2006
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blue apron

When your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use Blue Apron. Bonding over Blue Apron includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your Facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your monthly double date. A divorce is inevitable, but it does extend the toxic relationship for a few months.
"Elizabeth and I have been trying Blue Apron. It's been pretty good to use so far, but they keep forgetting our damn tomato paste. If they forget an ingredient in our next package, we're going to have to settle for a divorce."
by ilikescarecrows October 3, 2017
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Blue mic

A person who throws up after running to try to impress his fellow athletes.
by GiveItToMeJesus October 23, 2019
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big blue

"Big Blue" refers to computer technology giant, IBM.
Big Blue makes some of the finest laptop computers in the world.
by signull June 20, 2006
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Blue Tubes

The female eqivalent of "Blue Balls"
Dude, I was bangin' my girlfriend and I gave her blue tubes!
by LupisLupine December 17, 2006
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blue aids

A sickness caused by getting Rainbow Aids and having Aids at the same time.

symptoms are you got aids and rainbow aids
by mikeman2 February 28, 2008
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