Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.

by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018

human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.

"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."

by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010

Building bunk beds

Building bunk beds or bunking is a PG term for sexual intercourse that is mum friendly i.e can be spoke freely without the worry of children repeating.

Cece "oh had a good session of building bunk beds last night"
Leah "I had fun bunking last night too!"

by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 4, 2019

shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

Gay before bed

The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.

Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'

well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...

Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline

Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"

Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*

by OMFGROFLOLMFAOWTFBBQ March 19, 2010

California King Bed

Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.

One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.

by Jitterrrrss June 5, 2011