Reproductive system

What makes babies

Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system

by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024

Bug in the system

Person at work that is always trying to get people pissed off or pit them against each other

Everything was fine until she got here. She’s a bug in the system.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

by уour mum July 2, 2025

pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it

1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course

by GNPS October 21, 2004

energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

System

Abbreviation of popular metal band System of a Down.

Hey, have you heard of System?
What?
System of a Down!

by harrymason April 12, 2017