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Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018
mugGet the Sausage Wrapmug.

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.
That water was so cold I got winter sausage.
by Aros71 April 12, 2013
mugGet the winter sausagemug.

Sequin Sausage

A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.
"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.

"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."
by Gipssie April 13, 2014
mugGet the Sequin Sausagemug.

sausage tickler

Another alternative for the word gay. A man who just loves cock
by Callumj16 December 17, 2019
mugGet the sausage ticklermug.

Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch
by $alad Tosser April 3, 2019
mugGet the Sausage $aladmug.

slapping the sausage

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.
by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014
mugGet the slapping the sausagemug.

cheese sausage

Sausage made from ingredients such as ground meats like cow, roo, chicken, formed in a pigs intestine but some times synthetic casings cooked by boiling or frying or smoking, with a cheese saving inside, please be warned this hot scrumptious cheese sometimes explodes and causes burns to what ever lands on
Joannes been eating cheese sausage again, it’s all over her chin and top
by Dragbike April 22, 2021
mugGet the cheese sausagemug.

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