Riley

Riley is a god amongst men, if it’s not his cunning looks or chiseled body it’s his great chat that make the women swoon to him, most men envy him and wish to be just a little bit like him also extremely funny

“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”

“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”

“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”

“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”

by Red rhymes November 22, 2021

Riley Jones

Is the nicest person in the world. We beat up anyone who is mean to her friends. She is kind caring and so so so nice and so funny. Now so time Riley is sad but that wont stop her. She will power through it. Even if it becomes more and more annoying her friends will be there to support her. I love you Riley. Your my best friend and nothing gets in your way.

Riley Jones will not let anything get in her way!

by Your best friend, meg. October 23, 2019

Riley Flaherty

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK

Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.

by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018

Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.

One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch

by Aurora11223345<on snap May 1, 2020

Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2

Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary

by maksammich August 29, 2019

rileys more relevant than trenaye

Rileys like 100x more worth being here and he has more many rights unlike the other thing he is lonely and had no friends haha

Rileys more relevant than trenaye

by Addisonraeisgey May 19, 2021

Riley

The badist bich you have ever met. Very Athletic and a total hottie. Everyone wants to be friends with her. She is a true badass and can get any guy she wants. She is good at everything (especially archery on game pigeon) she is VERY hot. She is a lady and needs to be treated correctly. She is what everyone else wants to be.

“Oh my god there goes Riley I wish I was her!”

“Riley is so hot oh my.”

“Is Riley single?”

by Poor little food November 21, 2021