Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

Meme knees

The red circles left on your knees from reading memes while taking a nice long shit, side effects usually consist of tingling in the legs and feet.

I wasn't really in there taking a shit for 45 minutes, look, check out these meme knees.

by Gooberocity October 16, 2019

apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018

Bony Knee

When you poke someone with your boner and they think its your knee

Mason, you have such a bony knee!

by Lucassims12 January 28, 2017

Knee Knocker

When someone laughs and you slap your knee

That was a Knee Knocker

by boingjoun June 13, 2019

Knee rubber

A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.

I went to a movie with Danny he put his had on my thigh! He's such a knee rubber!

by lboogy85 December 2, 2010

knee knight

A female that sucks her way to the top

Wow she got knighted!!!. What did she do. Oh she sucked enough dick to get a white belt nothing more nothing less. She spent her time on her knees so there for a knee knight

by Maybesometruthbehindit January 11, 2022