Cody: "My team is so bad I want to Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"
by babyfaceassassin July 5, 2016
Get the Kevin Durantmug. Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."
by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018
Get the Kevin Syndromemug. by timmyhillisthegoat November 23, 2021
Get the Kevin Harvickmug. One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.
Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.
by Matt Golf March 23, 2008
Get the kevin tonmug. When confronted with a great conflict, your goal should be to not only find the path of least resistance, but somehow run from the conflict in a way where you now join the conflict originally being caused. A lack of integrity & honor is common in those that search for this path.
John: So, what are you going to do about those bully's that have been hurting you after school?
Fredo: I think I have the answer, I'm sick of getting my butt kicked by those two guys.
John: I know, those Cartwright brothers are a mean bunch.
Fredo: I'm gonna ask if their family can adopt me.
John: What? What are you talking about, you have a mom and dad!
Fredo: I'm sick of getting beat up, I want to Kevin Durant-It, you know, like he did in the NBA.
John: Oh man, I dunno about that.
Fredo: I do.
John: You won't pick on me then, will you?
Fredo: I think I have the answer, I'm sick of getting my butt kicked by those two guys.
John: I know, those Cartwright brothers are a mean bunch.
Fredo: I'm gonna ask if their family can adopt me.
John: What? What are you talking about, you have a mom and dad!
Fredo: I'm sick of getting beat up, I want to Kevin Durant-It, you know, like he did in the NBA.
John: Oh man, I dunno about that.
Fredo: I do.
John: You won't pick on me then, will you?
by Arco Hollywood June 13, 2017
Get the Kevin Durant-Itmug. One who cannot resist the urge to take all toiletries (soap, shampoo, lotions, etc) home with them when leaving a hotel
After i saw the unopened soaps a d shampoos in his shaving kit, i realized my brother in law was a sticky kevin
by Marc steffenhagen June 4, 2018
Get the Sticky Kevinmug. 