Pre-Fight Doughnut

An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle

Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."

by michaelangelo November 30, 2004

Good Fight, Sir.

Something you say to an epic fail. You say it when something so fail happens to a person.

"Dude, I just got a virus!"
"How?"
"Limewire."
"Good fight, sir."

by Zipadedoobop May 17, 2010

Monkey S*** Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously F***ed up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey S*** Fights organized better than this!

by JSP124 January 22, 2009

Mexican food fight

While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.

We got high and went to Burger King and had a Mexican food fight.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

fight over a blanket

verb.

1. a synonym for having making out or sex
2. another way to say f*** off

1. did you hear those two fought over a blanket last night.
2. person 1: hahaha you failed the test.

person 2: go fight over a blanket you jew!!!!!!!

by random numbers! April 16, 2010

Cold Fight feet

its like getting nervous before a fight and thinking about every possible thing that could go wrong.

Person 1: Dude , i got cold fight feet.

Person 2: eh, you'll be fine bro.

by Bernard(: March 19, 2010

drunk-fu fighting

pretending to be a kung fu fighter while drunk

1) 'hoy yaaa'.' hey quit drunk-fu fighting'

2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.

by wu chang August 16, 2010