When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
The best energy drink on the market! 47/50 people prefer True Eagle Energy over Monster and Red Bull in a blind taste test.
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Delicious and philanthropic! 10% of their proceeds go to the Folded Flag Foundation.
Hey, if you're looking for an American energy drink that's actually good tasting, you should try True Eagle!
by TheEegs February 07, 2020
The Golden Eagle is the leader of flight gang. To become the leader you must have the highest score on Eagleride on y8 games. The opposite of the Golden Eagle is Eagle shit.
by EagleRider "Golden Eagle" December 12, 2017
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by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021
A sexual position intended for the pleasure of only one person
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle
Dude I screwed Mercedes last night, but she tried to pull out so I did a wounded eagle on her ass and she did all the work.
by ReEngineeredLife March 07, 2017
The more american Desert Eagle
Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
by __Loops__ June 18, 2020