telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

telelogging

Shitting in phone boxes.

I can't use that phone box because someone's been telelogging in it

by liam84 January 14, 2009

telescopulation

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

by Bill39 December 15, 2008

telehoes

those who are whores over the phone, when talking on the phone

Douche1: HEY MAN, i was talking to some telehoes over the weekend!
Douche2: That's hot! But didn't you run out of minutes on your cell LAST week?
Douche1: OH SHIT.

by SPANISH9/10A March 17, 2009

telecrastinating

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"

by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

televisionertia

1) Continuing to watch the same channel because you can't find the remote and are too lazy to manually change the channel.

2) Continuing to watch a show that you don't really enjoy, just because you always have.

EXAMPLE 1: I didn't plan to watch that show, but I had watched the one before it and televisionertia set in.

EXAMPLE 2: I didn't even like "Heroes" that much in its first season but I can't stop watching - it's a classic case of televisionertia!

by Brad Roar! March 27, 2009

telepress

what some people from Yorkshire might call a television remote.

pass us t' telepress!

by lester 'the molesta' cocknstof August 18, 2009