Bring tail

It's a ironic way to say that there's gonna be consequences.

Erika: Did you know that Angela went to Martin's home last night to give him his birthday prensent because he didn't come to work? If his cunty wife was at home... She's must get mad!
Katherin: mmmm... that definitely will bring tail!

by DamianBrennan May 28, 2015

hopper tailed

A man with hips broader than his shoulders

Well dagum it billy if you keep eating all that apple cornbread you're gonna end hopper tailed!

by Mausermania March 11, 2021

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick

"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"

by Litlikefire July 10, 2018

being tailed

1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail

I'm being tailed by my dog right now, which is making it difficult to see.

by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021

Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.

I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you

by JeffJeffington July 01, 2023

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)

"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."

by Flighty February 01, 2019