Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 5, 2010

Deep threat

When you're getting all emotional and take a banana to bed with you. Half of you wants to eat it, the other half wants to talk dirty to it. For some reason ford employees are especially susceptible to the bananas sexiness.

Deep threat
"Ugh I hate you so much banana!! You shoulda never been bor.... what's that you say banana? My pillow is soft?! Why yes it is! I really like yellow. Yellow like the colour of lemons - fuck You banana! You'll never be a lemon!! God you feel so ripe..."

by Gashgirl March 29, 2017

triple threat

A woman with a distinct combination of at least three attractive features.
Usually includes, but is not limited to, a pretty face, a huge peachy booty, and relatively large breasts.

This can also include other feature combinations, such as having a great personality, or a beautiful mind.

I don't always chase after girls. But when I do, she's gotta be a triple threat!

See pretty-thick.

by lewdnano October 27, 2018

Political Theatre

Political theatre is an illusion of choice presented by the political elite to the voter, that their vote has an impact on the future of the nation. It in fact does not, you are simply an observer while Republicans and Democrats are two sides of the same coin, America is technically a one party corporatist state.

Person 1: Why has nothing changed in America, why do we still suffer even though we vote for people who are supposed to represent us
Person 2: Political Theatre my friend, it's all a facade.

by Ysbsg December 30, 2020

trick or treating

Trick or treating is when you go from car to car, or house to house at any month of the year and steal what ever you can. Since you're going to be going in their neighbours car there is no forced entry in trick or treating due to the sound factor (you can do it if you're quite). Unlike on halloween the best time is later at night when everyone's sleeping.

hey man you wanna go trick or treating tonight?

yeah, i'll bring the screw drivers and exacto knife for the decks

by sqaz November 17, 2006

Laker Treatment

When the referees in basketball games give all the calls in one teams favor. Usually the Los Angeles Lakers.

Holy shit, you can't even touch Kobe without getting called for a foul, typical "Laker Treatment" shit by the reffs.

by MRod20 April 27, 2011

Ken Burns Treatment

The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.

"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010