This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
Get the Invisible Dragon Handshakemug. A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
Get the Cowboy handshakemug. After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake
by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025
Get the Harstad handshakemug. When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job
The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.
by Occupational breather August 3, 2018
Get the Cool sandy handshakemug. The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
Get the internal handshakemug. When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
Get the Low-mount handshakemug. 1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.
2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
by StarGirl;) June 26, 2022
Get the Mormon handshakemug.