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virtually pee

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 3, 2010
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Pee Bucket

"Pee Bucket"

pē - buck·et : The sexual act of uriniating within anothers anus. This can be planned out ahead of time with your partner, though the preferred method is to approach with disconcert.
Known variations: "Corked Pee Bucket",

I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night!
"I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night by urinating in her anus!"
by ESOM67676 April 18, 2018
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fart pee

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart
I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.
by bobby winchester May 31, 2016
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Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.
OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.
by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018
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Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
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Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.
"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."
by baconhaver November 21, 2018
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Pee mug

A mug that's full of human urine that you try to hide form your mother

Noun
OH NO! Mom found the pee mug!
by RunUpAJew April 6, 2019
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