kater tater

a kater tater is someone/something who likes to hug a cactus every now and then. They are rare and usually have dark hair/fur. They also attract random mates at night on random playgrounds.

did you see that kater tater on your way to texas?

by alllison September 27, 2006

Tated

(adj) To be sexually attracted to a person of the same gender. (see homosexual)

Did you see that tated man hittin' on me last night?

by zachmaster December 22, 2008

Tater Tits

An elderly woman who has smelly breasts

"Damn, she got some bad tater tits!"

by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

tater'd

When someone is very drunk. A code word amoung teens so others don't know what they're talking about.

"Dude! I was SO tater'd last night!"

by its mariko May 17, 2009

tater titties

adj- when a woman has breasts that resemble large amounts of lumpy mashed potatoes

Holy hell, did you see Karen, she must have gained 50 pounds and has some serious tater titties.

by madcarpetbomber August 10, 2010

tater swift

Attempting to persuade a member of the same sex to have a sexual encounter with you.

I believe that gentleman in the sauna was trying to tater swift me.

by The Potts November 23, 2012

Tateum

A hot babe that every guy likes usually with luscious blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes. She's insanely smart, funny, and desirable. Guys want her and girls want to be her.

Devin: Dang she's hot.
Ben: She is such a Tateum

by LaurenmGillum December 21, 2016