Belles' Suitors

The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.

Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!

by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025

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Belles' Suitors

The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.

Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel

by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025

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not suitable for whites

(also abbreviated n.s.f.w): exactly what it means. Not suitable for whites (ie unfit for white people consumption or for consumption by white culture).

If you watched 8 Mile the movie, the one with Eminem, you know what not suitable for whites means.

by Sexydimma March 9, 2025

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