split the atom

Term; Used to describe a person, usually a female, as being likely to put on weight or get fat as she ages or when she gets older in age.

Term was developed as a metaphor relating to the energy 'expansion' that is created when a uranium atom is split which figuratively describes the 'expansion' of a woman's figure.

"That chick is so sexy, but she's going to split the atom when she gets older"

by JonDMA August 20, 2006

split-ass

1) the act of leaving in a hurry
2) to dance with passion
3) the act of anal sex

1) Man, Lisa really split-ass on us last night
2) Wow Look at that guy split-ass.
3) I think those guys are going to split-ass together tonite.

by douper November 20, 2003

Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Dick Split

When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

I just gave my boyfriend a dick split

by IHaveThePower June 1, 2011

Spits

Sunflower Seeds, of the shelled variety. They come in a plethora of flavors and brands like: Origonal, Ranch, BBQ, Jalepeno Hot Salsa. $2 bucks gets u crackin,

Ay Cuddie, go to G.L. right quick and get some spits before we leave HAVEN.

by E Money November 25, 2004

Split the Seam

The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.

Friend: Hey it's that hot girl we saw the other day.

Me: I just want to Split the Seam right now.

by ThisSecretNinja July 28, 2010