Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 8, 2021

alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.

"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"

by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017

slit screen

extremely thin,sheer womens underwear.usually completely seethrough.could also be used as a general term describing any womens underwear

i think the valet attendant saw my womans slit screen when she got out of the car.

by Daniel Nunez January 9, 2008

Slitiot

A very hot woman who is dumb as a bucket of bricks.

That Slitiot lost her cell phone...again!

by wallville September 14, 2009

Slitchorank

The perfect combination of Slut, Bitch, Whore and Skank.

"GURRRL, YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THAT DICK IN YO MOUTH. DONT BE SUCH A SLITCHORANK ,AMANDA. "

by LOLAMANDASAWHORE December 3, 2009

Slitataurus

1. A dinosaur that lives in a woman's vajayjay.

2. How a college freshman reads "clitoris" without having adequate sex ed in high school.

I decided to break up with her when I discovered she had a slitataurus.

by SncDinosaur February 21, 2011

Slitsed

When you are so high ur eyes are little slits.

Slitsed is like having tiny asian eyes.

by Cobra s April 19, 2011