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Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.
by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015
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spit sticker

A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .
Not that guy, the one standing next to him wearing the blue Polo and the Spit Sticker.
by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022
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spit on my bumper

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!
by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022
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Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth
Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?
by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019
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spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.
by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016
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Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink”
by Your printing July 20, 2019
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Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.
by Lycaeus April 21, 2024
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