pancake spank

a spank on the ass, usually used for women.

hey judi, stop or ill give you a pancake spanking!

by issacman July 26, 2018

Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018

bumble spanish

When someone from upstate New York tries and speak Spanish but fails and ends up sounding like courage the cowardly dog.

“Hey bumble Spanish! Pass the salt!

by Ricky Bobby hoe January 8, 2020

Charlie Shanks

Has a massive forehead and loves to finger his own arsehole while watching hardcore porn with his nan.

Have you seen Charlie Shanks over there.

by Nr shlong along June 16, 2020

Dirty spanish

When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.

But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.

Omg I'm never doing a dirty spanish again.

by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021

cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023