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Sock Baby

The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.
"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".
by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008
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Sociophage

That friendly-seeming person who has no social life of her own and whom everyone hates because once you befriend her, she will stick to you and all your friends, until your friends hate you for introducing them to her. Lit. socio+phagos (L. to eat)
Jack did well in the new town until everyone realized he was such a sociophage.
by gapa May 28, 2009
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soccer mom speedball

It's a new epidemic: in the teachers lounge, all women book clubs, ballet studios, dojos - it's being called a "soccer mom speedball", which is a large starbucks coffee and a klonopin tablet, a medication used for anxiety. is your mom taking part?
by bleeeweee September 14, 2010
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Socioeconomic factors

Black people

Common roundabout way of talking about black-on-X crime and its perpetrators, while shifting blame on "socioeconomic factors" and "systematic racism forcing people to do X".
Recently a slew of jewelry stores in New York City got robbed, socioeconomic factors are blamed for this spike in theft.
by freethememes September 27, 2022
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The Society Of Gentlemen

A Society Made To Make Decisions And Ensure Fate Runs Its Course. Original Members Include Addison Marcus And Ken
The Society OF Gentlemen Told Me I Had To Do DJ Diddles While Talking To Them
by Marcus Trey December 3, 2006
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Pretentious Soccer Prick

Someone that has risen to the pinnacle of soccer affluence. Risen so high that said person can, at will, make others feel inferior to him/her when discussing details about “Football”, “Footballers”, “Football Franchises”, “Football Fans” or any item relating to “Football Matches”.

Acronym: PSP
Jon, can you let me know what the "scarf like" thing that the Liverpool fans are holding up is called? Well Jason the thing is called a Scarf, you moron. Well thanks for clearing that up Jon, you Pretentious Soccer Prick!
by Semi-Retarded Alcoholic February 11, 2010
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Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a March 2, 2010
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