Sloppy "B"

An oozy egg sandwich made with whatever bread is left in the pantry, bacon and salt and pepper. The egg must be made over-easy to bust when eaten.

This morning I got up to find my husband eating a Sloppy "B".

by merde160 April 21, 2010

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

Slopping Off

The female equivalent to jacking off.

I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect

no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night

by Boss_KushOG November 30, 2010

Shopping Mower

The electric carts available for fat people at the grocery store.

She rode the shopping mower through the greens section of the store.

by WikiWoman January 22, 2011

Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.

John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"

by Sephium April 5, 2011

sloppy Hot

Trying to make yourself look good but you pretend like your not trying

Go tanning and not put make-up on, Straightening your hair and putting it in a ponytail. Make-up to the gym....All sloppy Hot

by A-MACIllinoisRotoAxo April 15, 2011

sloppy swappers

another name for bisexuals

half of Americas teenage population are sloppy swappers

by tacoman 200x January 8, 2012