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Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.
Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
by The Washed Few March 8, 2019
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salt

a suspicious white substance in a shaker that everyone seems to put on their food like :o
by the girl on this screen March 31, 2019
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salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up
yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!
by rhyma480 April 14, 2019
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Salt Rock

Salt Rock, when you dick is very hard and when you have a sexual intercourse the vagina feels like salt.
Her pussy was like a salt rock.
by FagPuffisFun May 21, 2019
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Salt my own baguette

Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"
Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.
by Faguette ;) October 31, 2020
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Salt-Bridge

When two or more males ejaculate in the direction of each other at the same time. If this creates a steady line of semen than this can be referred to as a 'Salt-Bridge'. Sometimes if there is a third party who is having the bridge built on them they are called a the 'Troll of the Bridge'.
Person1: Yo, bro that was crazy party last night.
Person2: Yah, we made a salt-bridge on the counter of that nightclub and than we made another on that Greek guy.
Person1: He was a good troll of the bridge
by Bobby Herder April 26, 2021
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SALTNBLOOD

The fallen demon, You'll feel him around or maybe see him around but he'll disappear in no time.
If once disappeared, you are lucky enough that he wont show his existence around you, he'll lay low but watch your back. He'll pass by you will never be able to notice. He basically causes trouble wherever he goes. This demon is twisted and might skin sinners alive and pour salt on them. But there is nothing to worry cause he belongs to an extinct mythology,
He thinks he's SALTNBLOOD. Wait till one appears.
by gndmj nbb dnl July 10, 2021
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