Sober Sailor

A person who prefers the experience of being sober over using alcohol and drugs. They seek and find pleasure in activities that don't involve substance use.

She won't get drunk with us, she's a sober sailor.

by Lethal Lex December 5, 2010

Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Snails Asshole

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

foggy sailor

when in the 69 position with a girl on the bottom, the man rolls over on top of her and farts in her face to blur her vision, then sits up on her stomach holding his arms out horizontally to resemble the mast of a ship

Tara's pussy smelled so i rolled over and gave her a foggy sailor.

by Calhoun Hall March 16, 2008

Sail Phone

Sail phone is how a nigger says cell phone. Its how you say cell phone with extra style and "flava."

Shaneequa talks and laughs ridiculously loud and obnoxious while on her sail phone.

Hey girl, I just gots me dis new sail phone.

by emanlaerruoyesutnod February 9, 2014

sailor dog

big ship veteran in search of bitches

i very old sailor dog mon

by gerfoamea August 19, 2006

Sailor

A beautiful girl with captivating dark eyes, a contagious smile and wild curly hair. Her grin, sometimes ornery, but always enjoyable, her giggles so completely adorable. She is as sweet as cupcake and soft as kitten. She is pure preciousness from the top of her head, past her button nose and right down to her pink polished toes. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this lovely little lady, you will then understand what I mean, when I say she is a Rose.

The girl is so fresh, she's like an ocean breeze, warm like a summer sunset and as wild as the seas, she must be a Sailor.

by A heart you are forever in. October 7, 2013