Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

sleep slorp

a random phrase to say when you have nothing to say

“sleep slorp”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.

Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.

by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020

sleep with the homies

Something everyone would do if they had a soul.

The person reading this is on Urban Dictionary because they have no friends and are unable to prefrom this.

Lets Sleep

That one guy: sleep with the homies

Everyone: yes

by fijgfiopasgh[s August 17, 2020

Sleep Toking

Smoking cannabis while asleep. Some people sleep walk other sleep toke.

Cobie, I saw you sleep toking last night at 4:20am!

by paffche September 6, 2017

ode to sleep

A song from a popular band TWENTY ØNE PILØTS

Hey bud have you heard ode to sleep

by TØP FAN June 13, 2017