semina

A very annoying creature often suffering from digestive upsets and menstrual pains. It was first discovered in 1993 when a large group of people started to behave very similarly.They all seemed to have a certain weakness for chocolate,which would have numerous side effects on them when provided with it. These include: increased naughtiness and sexual desires towards/for the same sex.Best way to protect yourself from it is to either salivate excessively or fart as both these events will cause the semina to be disgusted or (to be more precise) "turned off". Naming each and everyone of them as semina originated from the fact that during sexual intercourse semen is secreted by the gonads. Semen is an organic fluid also known as seminal fluid, thus explaining the reasoning to the name given to these creatures.

Oh you (nymphomaniac) chocolate lover, could you be more of a semina?

by shkatou December 26, 2009

Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.

"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."

by jay February 21, 2005

wyoming seminary

The oldest fake prep school in northeastern Pennsylvania.

"Yeah, I went to Wyoming Seminary."
"Aw, I'm sorry you didn't attend a real prep school."

by Garrett Winthorpe January 15, 2018

Semicolonize

To insert a large number of semicolons into a relatively small amount of text

I hate reading his reports; he semicolonizes everything.

by Wildcat Bryan July 26, 2011

seminal

1) Of or relating to semen.
2) A buncha crazy indians.

1) Dude, your mom was seminal in suckin' deeez nuuutz.
2) Man...look at those seminals. What a buncha seminal assholes.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

semironi

Sem-i-roni: a) The penis in the state of not erect, yet not flacid. b)in between a boner and a limp wang.

1. My meat was semironi until she licked my balls.
2. Talking to his mom, I was semironi.
3. I got so hammered, I only was able to achieve semironi with Britney.

by Matt Baird January 8, 2008

Semibent

Bisexual.
Bent = Gay = Not straight
Semi = Half
Semibent = Half gay = Bisexual

I'm glad he's semibent, or else I wouldn't even have a chance with him!

by Xandeth October 18, 2009