Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

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Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

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See you around like a donut.

Commonly used by faggits, meaning 'please stick your penis in my rectum, and shoot cum up my nose when your finished'.

Hey John, see you around like a donut!

by Bobbyt.cum February 25, 2003

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Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh)

The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.

He was Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) because he lived everyday as if it was his last

by Zack Keplar March 12, 2008

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don`t see in the eyes

when someone is fucking crazy but in a good way or when he`s so firious that he "don`t see in the eyes" - gramer does not count when using this phrase. usally added to some other bad english bad gramer phrases and an extreem Israely eccent.

I`m telling you, the guy is crazy in the head! don`t see in the eyes!!

by RoTeM30035 March 11, 2005

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