Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

Secret Squirrel

One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.

Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.

by Invisible Girl The Chick June 5, 2010

African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.

John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.

by slave owner hater April 13, 2008

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

Scratchgasm

The feeling a man gets when he first wakes up in the morning and scratches his ball sac.

I knew today today was going to be a great one right after I had my scratchgasm.

by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010

Secretary

Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."

Do you have a secretary?

by Bob Loblaw12 February 3, 2010

Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.

Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!

by Murph Durph April 12, 2006