Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.

That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.

by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010

Swingled

Getting fooled by a misleading photo or description of someone in a singles ad.

My date was awful, in her photo she looked curvy and 25 but she turned out to be 100 lbs larger and 10 years older. I was swingled yet again.

by jzzstud June 12, 2011

swingrich

A cheating piece of shit masquerading as an ethical swinger or polyamorous person.

"I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."

by plonkityplonkplonkplonk February 6, 2012

swing backflip

the swing backflip it is when someone does a back filp on a swing , this was made popular by student named Mia. She made the swing backflip popular

Student 1 : "Hey did you see that kid do that trick on the swing? we should try that!"

Student 2 : " Yeah , that trick that she did is called a swing backflip."

by Yuno Hatsune November 20, 2013

swingry

When a person is angry and begins to swing their legs backwards and forwards, they become swingry.

He was swinging his legs with a face like thunder after somebody had annoyed him. He looked so swingry, man.

by slaggot April 16, 2014

swinebola

The amalgamation of swine-flu and ebola into one super virus.

Most recently found in Dallas, Texas

"My Swinebola is acting up and I think I'm going to shit my guts out."

by CRad October 1, 2014

Swintering

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.

Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?

by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014