Sowifty

An alcoholic drink that is made when the producers of the beverage do not remember how it was created.

Partner 1: This drink is great, how did we make it?

Partner 2: Sowiftys!

Consumers: Give me some Sowifty.

by funkdish October 6, 2012

shifty's mouth

To tell a lie or tall story. Originates from Rush Green in Romford, Essex. Shifty is a well known exaggerator from that area, and the term "Shifty's mouth" or " to Shifty" has also been heard as far as Ramsgate in Kent, England.

He told me he was at the pictures last night, "Shifty's mouth", he was with me all last night.

by Couch Potato April 10, 2015

Shifty McFickle

A person or object that could be considered very unreliable, unpredictable, tricky, deceitful, and/or questionable. Can quickly go from good to bad/ cooperative to fuckey. Basically a fun way to call a person or object an all around bastard.

1.) My car randomly breaks down on me, it's such a Shifty McFickle.

2.) Timmy doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself, he is just a Shifty McFickle.

by DirtyDan614 April 19, 2015

Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.

"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."

by YooNation October 29, 2015

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

Swiftshit

When you have to take a shit but you're busy doing something else, so you go and push your butthole to shit swiftly, which typically leads to a Poseidon's Kiss and feeling like an unhygienic idiot. (If you weren't one already)

Gaylord is a queer playing League of Legends, and has to take a shit really bad.
Gaylord: Goody , I better take a swiftshit

by Elephantbooty August 9, 2016

swift denial

Hasty denial of one's actions or words that can cause a surprise or disbelief.

The swift denial of a law enforcement officer on information about a city mayor being involved in drugs has raised the eyebrows of some police and government officials.

by UpiCha December 17, 2016